Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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