Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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