how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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