She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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