I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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