got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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