are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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