operation have a gay friend backfired
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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