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Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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