hell yes lets make some ravioli
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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