I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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