Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Randomize
