all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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