with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Oh god it's open bar.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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