Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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