What a fucking waste of an outfit
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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