ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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