I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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