my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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