I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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