She announced her abortion via fbk
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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