it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
My dick has a subreddit
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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