Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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