I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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