Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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