I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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