Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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