okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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