Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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