As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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