and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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