puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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