If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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