her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
