I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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