I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
He? As in you personified your dick?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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