I CAN MOONWALK!
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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