I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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