Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I CAN MOONWALK!
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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