Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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