I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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