Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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