her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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