I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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