i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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