He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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