doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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