thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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