And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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