You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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